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Vardges

Uncommon Armenian first name for baby boys, meaning rose-haired (i.e. redhead). Usually given to tall and smart (although brunette) dudes. Often abbreviated with 'Vardik', it's almost impossible to get it right the first time.

Douche: "What's your name?"
Vardges: "Vardges"
Douche: "What?"
Vardges: "Marcus"
Douche: "Ahhhh..."

by KrazeeEyezKillah August 15, 2009