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A 30+ year old virgin.
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A Spellcaster that learned their Magic, has access to many spells. A Wizard is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Blackpowder learned his magic at a school, thus, he is a wizard.
by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020
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When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.
Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....
by HolidayAwesomeGuy February 08, 2012
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nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individualsβ€˜ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.
The wizard got that coporal discharged from the marine corps.
by littlegene October 21, 2010
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Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.
FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)
by Zach & Ethan January 30, 2004
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