twisturbate

to masturbate by twisting one's penis around.

He twisturbated and hid dong hurt.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014

Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

Twitturbate

Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)

"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"

by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008

twisterbate

To play with yourself while spinning in circles, so that your ejaculation resembles a sprinkler

I was surrounded, so I decided to twisterbate myself out of the situation.

by Hellasta March 2, 2014

Twiturbated

When you accidentally reply to yourself on the social networking site, Twitter.

@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...

@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s

by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

testurbate

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015