twisturbate
twisturbate by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014
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Twitterbater
A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.
Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*
Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"
Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"
Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
Twitterbater by lumbersmith March 24, 2009
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Twitturbate
Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
Twitturbate by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008
twisterbate
twisterbate by Hellasta March 2, 2014
Twiturbated
@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...
@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s
@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s
Twiturbated by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011
Twitterbate
Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating
Twitterbation Twitterbating
The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.
Twitterbate by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009
testurbate
To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
testurbate by kingbumii May 6, 2015
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