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Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
by Viva Visibility September 18, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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