Twasturbate

This is the act of masturbating in the toilet.

Yo dude, I just went for a Twasturbate

by BoatsyB January 22, 2013

tagturbate

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.

Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.

by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010

Twitturbate

Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)

"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"

by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008

Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

twisterbate

To play with yourself while spinning in circles, so that your ejaculation resembles a sprinkler

I was surrounded, so I decided to twisterbate myself out of the situation.

by Hellasta March 2, 2014

Twiturbated

When you accidentally reply to yourself on the social networking site, Twitter.

@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...

@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s

by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011

trashturbate

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009