kingbumii's definitions

fapper

To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".

Oo, he looks fapper

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

pesturbator

To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.

*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

hallmark drinking game

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle

Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.

by kingbumii May 4, 2015

pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 15, 2015

fucklert

the state of being particularly alert or sensitive to potential fuckertunities. Generally speaking, the longer it's been since you've had sex, the more fucklert you are.

Dude, Jimmy hasn't gotten any since his break up with Kimberly, so he'll be pretty fucklert at the party tonight

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

fapstein

A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.

"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

brassturbate

To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.

Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.

by kingbumii May 5, 2015