Twiturbated
@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...
@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s
@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s
Twiturbated by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011
Words you can keep
Twitturbate
Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
Twitturbate by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008
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twiterpated
twiterpated by Scotty J July 20, 2008
twiterpated
"She killed so many men because he was twiterpated with their cocks, because she wanted one herself"
twiterpated by Tabby May 17, 2004
Twiterpated
The feeling of loneliness and eagerness to become committed in a relationship or find true love during the spring. Derived from the movie "Bambi" where all the woodland creatures found love at first sight during the beginning of spring.
Twiterpated by kilo juliet romeo April 11, 2011
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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B)
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