Twiturbated

When you accidentally reply to yourself on the social networking site, Twitter.

@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...

@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s

by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011

Twitturbate

Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)

"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"

by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008

twiterpated

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

by Scotty J July 20, 2008

twiterpated

To become infatuated with, or crazy in love with. Butterflies in stomach are optional.

"She killed so many men because he was twiterpated with their cocks, because she wanted one herself"

by Tabby May 17, 2004

Twiterbated

Fuckedupernshit

That Abel was so twiterbated he was playing with his football bat n smelling the color nine

by Stacy james. . February 15, 2021

Twiterpated

The feeling of loneliness and eagerness to become committed in a relationship or find true love during the spring. Derived from the movie "Bambi" where all the woodland creatures found love at first sight during the beginning of spring.

Dude, shut up. Your just twiterpated

by kilo juliet romeo April 11, 2011

twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009