Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

by a random guy who likes writing June 11, 2016

Fap

The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.

Fap me

by Α January 13, 2022

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

by joemammy July 20, 2019

FAP

Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend

by eiy March 10, 2015

fap

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002

fap

The sound made during masturbation.

faps the way uuhhuh uuhuh i like it

by beefcleaver April 28, 2010

FAP

Fixed Action Pattern. Produced by an innate releasing mechanism in response to an external sensory stimulus. A term used in biology.

Sound coming from teenager's room: "FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP" parents: "Little Tim's fascination with memorizing his biology is so commendable! Maybe we can help him."

by Canadianbiofreak April 15, 2014