toasturbate

Masturbation with lots of butter melted from friction.

"Girl, can you please help me clean up? I just toasturbated."

"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."

toasturbate by CosmicFiend April 4, 2016

tagturbate 

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.

Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.

tagturbate by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010

Tasterbate 

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

Tasterbate by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

trashturbate 

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

trashturbate by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

Toshturbate by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

Tanturbate 

The act of masturbating while tanning. This can be at the beach or in a tanning salon.

That ho started to tanturbate while in the tanning booth!

Tanturbate by KPKJ June 6, 2017

toasterbating 

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

toasterbating by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015