"I kept trying to get my boyfriend to leave last night so I could use the bathroom but he wouldn't take a hint. It felt like such a poopternity before he finally left!"
by lumbersmith January 10, 2012
A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.
Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*
Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"
Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"
Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
by lumbersmith March 24, 2009