turdstain
A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!
turdstain by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005
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Turdistan
Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019
Related Words
turdstain • turdstand • turdstring • Turd Stan • Tard Stain • Turdistan • turdstick • turdbrain • tristain • turdspawn
West Turdistan
West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020
turdstring
turdstring by jonesberger October 6, 2018
Turdtanic
When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.
Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.
Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007
turdshine
to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011
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