turdshine 

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.

"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."

turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004

turdstile 

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

turdstile by JEUNT December 4, 2010

Turdslide 

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

Turdslide by Charlie77 January 9, 2013

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

turdshake by Thermador June 11, 2016

Turdskin 

A person with poo or turd-colored skin. Typically associated with people from the Indian subcontinent and yes, its a derogatory term.

What DONT you cheat at, turdskin?

Turdskin by Everyone Else1977 September 8, 2013

turdishness

having turd-like characteristics.

Turdishness is part of his charm.

turdishness by miss simpleminded May 15, 2010