turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

turdbrain

turdbrain one who is a shit for brains is extremely stupid with little or no common sense

this man walked into a convenient store with toy gun attempting to rob the store and almost got shot by the police but he was lucky to walk away with his life what a stupid no good turdbrain

by littlejimmie May 1, 2019

Turdban

Protective head covering for bird droppings.

While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban

by Niezzy March 3, 2019

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 15, 2008

Turdmarine

derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.

Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!

by mikeland October 29, 2008

Turdakaine

The largest of shit storms a turdikane can be known to destroy whole bussiness,classrooms, offices and lives. The turdikane is often predicted using dumplar radar and forcasted by crapuweather

The turdakaine wiped out all of COMM 240. Rendering the room silent.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

turdbin

A big dookie like a chocolate swirl ice cream sundae right on the head of an unknowing loser, creating the image of HAAJI from Johnny Quest. Thus the turdbin is born.

I gave Mike a turdbin while he was asleep, then railed the stripper.

by Captain Cornhole March 13, 2004