Turdtanic

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When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.

Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.

Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

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turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

turdalicious by susiekins July 8, 2007

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Turdtanic • tardtanic • turdtantic • turdtastic • TORtanic • turdalicious • TRITANIC CRAP • Turdance • Turdanistan • turdmance

tardtanic

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008

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turdtastic

Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.

On being late for an important meeting:

"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."

turdtastic by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

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TRITANIC CRAP

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.

Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.

TRITANIC CRAP by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010

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TORtanic

A portmanteau of Titantic and TOR (abbreviation for Star Wars: The Old Republic). The term is in reference to the large marketing campaign of the video game and the suspicion that it would be a financial and critical failure, similar to the fate of the RMS Titanic.

Todd: Hey bro, are you excited for that new Star Wars game?
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????

TORtanic by Dacrin February 18, 2022

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turtalicious

Something that contains the greatness of a turtle.

Ellen:I love this website!
Elizabeth:I know! It's pretty turtalicious.

turtalicious by Elizabeth and Ellen August 9, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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