When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.
Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.
by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007
Get the Turdtanic mug.by susiekins July 8, 2007
Get the turdalicious mug.Related Words
Turdtanic
• tardtanic
• turdtantic
• turdtastic
• TORtanic
• turdalicious
• TRITANIC CRAP
• Turdance
• Turdanistan
• turdmance
Get the tardtanic mug.On being late for an important meeting:
"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."
"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."
by Angry Bob January 6, 2004
Get the turdtastic mug.by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010
Get the TRITANIC CRAP mug.A portmanteau of Titantic and TOR (abbreviation for Star Wars: The Old Republic). The term is in reference to the large marketing campaign of the video game and the suspicion that it would be a financial and critical failure, similar to the fate of the RMS Titanic.
Todd: Hey bro, are you excited for that new Star Wars game?
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????
by Dacrin February 18, 2022
Get the TORtanic mug.by Elizabeth and Ellen August 9, 2008
Get the turtalicious mug.