turdstand 

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.

"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".

turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turdtard 

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

turdtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Turdtanic 

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.

Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.

Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

Turdistan 

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

Turdistan by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

Turdsman 

A circus worker whose main job is cleaning up animal excrement. Also could be a low level worker at an office or other employment.

The turdsman cleaned up the elephant manure left over from the lion tamers act.

Turdsman by Norbert Young December 29, 2005