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tristain 

The most perfect guy in the world. Funny, cute, weird and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He'll make you fall in love immediately, but he can be confusing. He never fails to put a smile on your face.
Person 1: "Who was that?"
Person 2: "Ohh that's Tristain, he's a fucking weirdo"
Person 1: "Ohh yeah?"
Person 2: "But you'll love him."
tristain by Scotty Ali September 17, 2013
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Tristain 

AhYee
Tristain: “Yee
Tristain by Yee boi 445 September 19, 2020

Tristain Caine 

A ginormous bellend who can’t afford to take his girlfriend out for dinner, and refuses to leave someone’s house we’ll they act like a huge bellend.
Wow he has no balls he must be a Tristain Caine.

tristan alligaen 

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.
Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!
tristan alligaen by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristania 

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes
Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.
Tristania by Atheuz October 17, 2005

TristanwithaK 

TristanwithaK is a German/Filipino character from the anime: "Cock, the Movie." His presence throughout the movie has become tragic as his Math lessons turned into a nightmare where he slowly went insane. TristanwithaK also apart of the sequel of "The Tankograds" and "Technograds" where the Battle of Tirad Pass took place when both sides became a bunch of Filipino and American virgins.
"TristanwithaK is also known as Lebron von Leeb of the Army Group North."
TristanwithaK by Zhrimpian December 29, 2020

Tristansaurus-Rex 

The most dangerous of all dinosaurs for a number of reasons; Firstly it has opposable thumbs, Secondly it has a markedly larger brain than dinosaurs usually exhibit, and most importantly because it is the only one not extinct.
The Tristansaurus-Rex was locked in mortal combat with the imposing Chupacabra.
Tristansaurus-Rex by The_Last_one September 14, 2009