Turdstick
Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.
Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
Turdstick by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017
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turdstick
turdstick by hairymonkey July 20, 2003
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turdstick • tardstick • Turdsickle • Turd Tickle • turd stuck sideways • turd tickler • turn stick • Turdicken • turdsicle • Tubestick
turdsmirk
turdsmirk by BoomScooter November 19, 2009
Turdick
Turdick by GILLYMILLYHOE July 17, 2022
turdsack
1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.
2. A person that the world could do without.
2. A person that the world could do without.
turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007
Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor
"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist
A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023
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