jonesberger's definitions

Dindoo Nuffin

it is the first thing a criminal says repeatedly when they are arrested on a police show. Trying to say they didn't do anything wrong.

Ay man! I Dindoo Nuffin, Dindoo Nuffin, Dindoo Nuffin!

by jonesberger April 12, 2019

turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

berger

a word that you can add to any friends name when they are being selfish

jonnyberger took the last 2 beers into his room
billberger ate all the hot wings
andyberger drank the last 2 shots
jennyberger is such a bitch

by jonesberger February 19, 2019

neegroid

just like the terminator but he is a black half man half machine sent from the future to help humanity.

i really think kanye west is a neegroid

by jonesberger November 22, 2019

doppelstanker

When a person farts or shits and it smells exactly like the food they ate.

Dude, You ate Indian food earlier! That was a doppelstanker!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

my enword

It's the firsrt thing i say to my black friend when i see him after a couple months.

my enword! what you been up to?

by jonesberger January 29, 2019

knee-grows

the reason black people are so tall

Q: why is everybody so tall in basketball?
A: it's mostly because their knee-grows.

by jonesberger November 14, 2020