jonesberger's definitions

sugartard

An overweight person addicted to candy.

I have to hide all my candy because my friend is a sugartard.

by jonesberger October 2, 2018

cannabisnob

very similar to a wine snob but a cannabisnob thinks they know everything about marijuana.

dude i was at two dispensaries today and both of them had a cannabisnob working there that thought they knew everything about weed. it kind of ruined my high.

by jonesberger April 6, 2020

my enword

It's the firsrt thing i say to my black friend when i see him after a couple months.

my enword! what you been up to?

by jonesberger January 29, 2019

knee-grows

the reason black people are so tall

Q: why is everybody so tall in basketball?
A: it's mostly because their knee-grows.

by jonesberger November 14, 2020

bofa dem

an extension of bofa

i want bofa dem slices of pizza

by jonesberger December 1, 2018

the enword

the politically correct version of saying the N****R.

I heard somebody say "the N*****R" yesterday and I had to tell her the correct way to say it is the enword.

by jonesberger January 29, 2019

Niggateen

When you're white but smoke Kool 100s

Back in the day I was the man cuz I smoked Niggateens.

by jonesberger March 27, 2024