tovil

A shit hole near maidstone where uck is given for a fag, kids ride around on mountain bikes and spit at cars. Should be avoided at all costs

Lewis: "we're going to go through tovil" Jack: "are the car doors locked?"

by Repapknip February 4, 2018

Tovil-19

It's like having the cooties but worse. Symptoms include inexplicably hairy feet hands and uncontrollable rage.

"I caught Tovil-19 and now nobody wants to shag me"

"Nobody wanted to shag you anyway"

by Starletina April 6, 2020