112 definitions by Eddy

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.
If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.

david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
by Eddy January 16, 2008
Where we are headed when we realize just how useless the state and capitalism are.
People object that murderers and thiefs will ruin anarchism, but I think those people get off on hurting others and would gladly support the state if it gave them a chance to hurt others, except that they'll die when they try to declare war on the anarchists and lose due to their stupidity.

Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.
The state only exists to serve itself.
by Eddy December 23, 2003
Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.
Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.
by Eddy December 10, 2007
Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against Star Trek in flame wars.
Let's watch Star Wars.
by Eddy May 24, 2003
After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.
by Eddy November 23, 2006
Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.
What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.
by Eddy June 20, 2007
just a mang, mang

see also: jonmange
y 2 be a jonmange
by Eddy August 2, 2003