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A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?
by LazyPotatoChip March 07, 2020
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
by coughing asian March 08, 2020
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The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease
Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one
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by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020
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The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.
"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."
by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020
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Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
by toiletpaperstories July 21, 2005
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