Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

I don't have no toilet paper.

Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one

"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.