cooties

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.
"Oh no here comes Suzy, Quick guys into our anti cootie suits"
by reclaimer May 26, 2003
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an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!
by blehmonster August 06, 2007
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The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
by supermariobro22 April 13, 2015
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Don't Make me give you cooties!
by jl32194 March 12, 2010
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1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
by Light Joker December 04, 2004
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A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
by Gahmuret July 22, 2006
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