Guacamole

A vagina that has been destroyed to the stage of becoming mashed and mushy

Elfonzo "how was the bae last night"

Raytastico "she was a total guacamole"

Elfonzo "better start banging on the back door"

by Jrac March 31, 2015

Guacamole

- Something you yell when you're on fire.! Sometimes it can be used only if shocked or scared senseless.

- The most delicious combination of avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, jalepeno peppers, lemon/lime, and other.

- Nothing that has anything to do with the vaJJ

"GUACAMOLE!!"
"Dude! Call 911!"
"GUACA- yeah dude alright"

by bananaganoush May 18, 2010

Guacamole

An adjective for someone who is confused, mixed up, or plain unacceptable

If you put your milk in before your cereal you are a guacamole headass

by Shockstr April 20, 2019

Guacamole

Made from avacado

There is a new chip flavor for this crap now

What the hell?

by LarstaiT November 4, 2003

Guacamole

Green slimy substance

Holy guacamole

by Sara hjdksidjshs March 5, 2018

Guacamole

To get head between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

Sean: Where are you going?
Owen: Oh just going to get some guacamole
Sean:Ok

by Ho Li Fuk July 22, 2018

Guacamole

used to describe mold or fungus down under

"I was gonna go down on him but he's got guacamole in his drawers"

by jai November 8, 2003