Toiletry 

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.

Example of Toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins

Toiletry by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008

toiletry 

A word used on having to attempt more than once to go to the bathroom to finish off what you have to do (usually referred to for pooping / shitting). Sometimes when you have to have a shit, it just isn't as easy as you thought it would be. You would give up and attempt to go to the toilet again. Hence, the word toilet and try combined to make the word.

I felt it comin', I really needed to go! So I went to the toilet and it turned out I needed not just 1 toiletry but 2 toiletries to get it out of me. That shit really fooled me!

toiletry by KingofDefinitions May 21, 2019

Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.

Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.

Toiletry Castle by RyMan2k00 May 13, 2014

Toiletronomy 

The act of bending down very close to the toilet bowl after pooping as to observe the poop(s) before/during flushing.

Dude, I was poopin' the other day and at first I was disappointed in my poop because it looked so small, but after some toiletronomy I realized it was pretty impressive and awesome.

Toiletronomy by Creepy Pete November 6, 2009

toiletrize 

to use toiletries

yo im goin to the bathroom im gonna toiletrize

toiletrize by classicrocklover March 7, 2011

tooletry 

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

tooletry by Not tools February 22, 2011

toiletral 

a word a random youtuber came up with

No wonder he was hiding for so many years, he was having some serious toiletral

toiletral by Bread Destroyer September 5, 2022