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toffels by toffels February 16, 2017
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Swedish word for being whipped.
Patrick is to toffel for his own good.

Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.

Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.

Bobaa is a toffel-god
toffel by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008
Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint
Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?
Toffees by ud40 February 23, 2005
Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.
Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.
Toffees by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

Toffelhjälten

Once upon a time in a small village nestled in the hills, there lived a kind-hearted and brave man named Malte Wegbratt. He was known far and wide as the Toffelhjälte or the "Shoe Hero" because he had a special talent for crafting magical shoes that could help him perform amazing feats.

One day, Malte received news that a group of ruthless monsters had taken over the nearby city and were terrorizing its inhabitants. These monsters were not like any that Malte had ever encountered before. They were part of a powerful and feared group known as the Monster Mafia.

Without hesitation, Malte knew that he had to act quickly. He put on his trusty pair of Toffelhjälte shoes and set off towards the city.

As he arrived at the city gates, Malte saw that the monsters had indeed taken over. The streets were deserted, and the buildings were in ruins. But Malte was not deterred. He used his special shoes to jump over buildings and fly through the air, dodging the monsters' attacks as he went.

Malte's first stop was the local tavern. He had heard that the Monster Mafia used it as their base of operations. Upon entering, he saw that the tavern was packed with monsters of all kinds. They were drinking and playing cards, completely unaware of Malte's presence.
Malte slipped through the crowd, using his shoes to avoid detection, until he reached the back room where the Monster Mafia leaders were holding court. Without hesitation, Malte burst into the room and confronted the monsters.

The monsters were taken aback by Malte's bravery and skill. They had never encountered a human who could move so quickly and gracefully. But Malte was not afraid. And he wasn't really a human. Malte had become a god amongst men. He used his shoes to leap over the monsters' heads and strike them with lightning-fast kicks.

In the end, Malte emerged victorious. The Monster Mafia was defeated, and the city was safe once again. The people of the city rejoiced, and Malte was hailed as a hero.

From that day on, Malte continued to use his Toffelhjälte shoes to fight against evil wherever it appeared. His legend grew, and he became known as one of the greatest heroes of all time. And though he faced many challenges and battles, he never lost his courage or his heart of gold.

Malte really is the one true Toffelhjälten

foppa toffel 

Swedish word for being super-whipped or a super-toffel in Swedish

Also a slipper desiged by the famous hockey player Peter foppa Forsberg
I think that Benjy is going to be a foppa toffel.

Björn is a foppa toffel.

Tom isn't a foppa toffel, all he wants to do is skeetskeetskeet.
foppa toffel by Foppatoffel March 1, 2008

Toffeesexual

"Dude, I think I'm Toffeesexual" said Lucid "What are you in love with Toffee?!" Said Lucy "Yeah I identify as Toffeesexual" said Lucid
Toffeesexual by Tectinic October 3, 2022
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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