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Björn
The true image of a man.
He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
"Hey, have you seen Björn?"
"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
Björn by Pterisactylus January 15, 2020
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Björn • Björna • Bjornasexual • björne • bjorned • bjorn again • björn-albin • Bjorn Borg • Bjorn Darelle Czar • Bjorn Gelotte
Björn
Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
Björn
The manliest man on earth, he is sweet, attractive, strong.
In short he is the god of this earth.
IF YOU EVER TRY TO BE AS MANLY AS BJÖRN, GIVE UP NOW ELSE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AND HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CRUSH YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SKULL WITH HIS MUSCULAR HANDS
In short he is the god of this earth.
IF YOU EVER TRY TO BE AS MANLY AS BJÖRN, GIVE UP NOW ELSE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AND HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CRUSH YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SKULL WITH HIS MUSCULAR HANDS
Björn by BjörnAanbidder February 21, 2019
Björn
The Swedish word for bear. Bears loves sugar and to play video-games. They tend to hate people and can spend all days laying around. They love to cuddle and can get really grumpy when ignored. The best way to catch a Swedish bear is to buy all the chocolate there are in Sweden and put out an ad where it can be bought. The bear will contact you. Once the bear is done eating he will become very slow and tired. Now you can catch it.