Supporter of by far the most emphatic team in the beautiful game. Hater of Kopites. Trustworthy by definition, these honourable lads and ladies forge a belief in what is possible through sheer determination and style: a class that can never be matched by the cheap nouveau riche red shite. Toffees are people of directness, unparalleled by any, not afraid to speak out in the name of truth and integrity. The wrongs of Europe will be righted. It is only a matter of time and belief.
Dweller of Goodison Park.
by Goodison Dweller July 27, 2005
innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".
see also: adamantine, coffee
see also: adamantine, coffee
by GrillSalt March 15, 2020
A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.
"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
by Pablotours September 15, 2009
the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.
be afraid, be very afraid.
be afraid, be very afraid.
dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!
toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.
dxd: ...
toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.
dxd: ...
toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
by Thomas Xavier June 26, 2004
Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.
Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.
Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.
Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.
Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.
Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(
by dxd June 25, 2004
Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint
by ud40 February 23, 2005
Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.
by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012