Definitions by ud40
Lampard
Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
bling kit
Set of bling accessories for your mobile phone, PDA, iPod, etc. May also include your car - chrome kit inside or out. The nastiest bling kits are generic and can be stuck onto anything, hence, bling-it-yourself.
Dress up your cellphone with these exclusive customizable bling kits.
Superstar Bling Kit. It's the hottest accessory for summer from Hollywood to the Hamptons!
Make your hermit crab’s shell sparkle! The new Hermit Crab Bling Kit comes with plenty of bling to accessorize 2 shells.
Superstar Bling Kit. It's the hottest accessory for summer from Hollywood to the Hamptons!
Make your hermit crab’s shell sparkle! The new Hermit Crab Bling Kit comes with plenty of bling to accessorize 2 shells.
As nissed as a pewt
Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!
As nissed as a pewt by ud40 March 11, 2005