ud40's definitions

porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005