26 definitions by ud40

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Infirmo

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.

I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Boddies

Slang name for Boddingtons, pale beer from Manchester.

Get that Boddies down your fucking neck and buy us another round!

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Nagasaki

Excessively spicy or burnt food. Implied reference to the 1945 atomic bombing of this unfortunate Japanese city.

They're offering Nagasaki Chicken in the canteen again today.

I'd suggest you pass on the Nagasaki Sauce, it's lethal.

by ud40 February 24, 2005