titchuation
titchuation by x average joe x February 22, 2011
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tituation
Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.
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bitchuational awareness
The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated
bitchuational awareness by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010
bitchuation
1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.
so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.
bitchuation by Yueng July 18, 2004
Mitchuation
Mitchuation by themitchuation June 28, 2011
tituation
noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.
bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs
tituation by paulverlander May 25, 2010
bitchuation
bitchuation by Bo Brasher June 11, 2007
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