titchuation

When you are staring at a girls tits or boobs for long periods of time and you doze out (day dream)

Guy 1: Hey where were you?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was in a "titchuation".

by x average joe x February 22, 2011

tituation

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.

1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

by yomoniker March 24, 2009

bitchuational awareness

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

by Yueng July 18, 2004

Mitchuation

a situation involving a person named Mitch

Everybody we have a mitchuation! Mitch is puking!

by themitchuation June 28, 2011

tituation

noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.

bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs

by paulverlander May 25, 2010

bitchuation

A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.

Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"

Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."

by Bo Brasher June 11, 2007