Bitchuationship

Past situationship that acted like a bitch. Use in negative connotation . Works best to refer to negative situationships with sassy men.

“Did I tell you about my bitchuationship from the summer?”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”

Bitchuationship by DaveBrown6920 October 16, 2025

bitchtationship 

The highest form of friendship that is built through the hatred of others and tolerance only for each other.

"Their bitchtationship grew stronger as they bonded over that girl that's seriously so annoying."

bitchtationship by mcswaggie February 17, 2014

kitchuationship 

A relationship wherein two people are more than friends, but also more than friends-with-benefits. Kitchuationship implies much more romance and emotional intimacy than FWB, because the people involved (almost always) deeply care for eachother and see a lot of personality value beyond just hooking up. It's a genuine bond, with room for love in whatever degree it exists between them.

Etymologically, the word is a portmanteau of "Kitchen," and "Situationship," thus referring to what might otherwise be a situationship redeemed by the affection, cozy vibes, good times, and general togetherness evoked by kitchens and the wholesome sentimental exchanges that go on therein.

"They're in a kitchuationship, now. All she does is hang around his kitchen while they cook, kiss, and binge watch stuff together."

"Weren't they dating before tho?"

"Yea, but they still like eachother and this is emotionally easier than breaking up."

kitchuationship by Selestinianna November 6, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004