Bitchuationship

Past situationship that acted like a bitch. Use in negative connotation . Works best to refer to negative situationships with sassy men.

“Did I tell you about my bitchuationship from the summer?”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”

Bitchuationship by DaveBrown6920 October 16, 2025

bitchtationship 

The highest form of friendship that is built through the hatred of others and tolerance only for each other.

"Their bitchtationship grew stronger as they bonded over that girl that's seriously so annoying."

bitchtationship by mcswaggie February 17, 2014

kitchuationship 

A relationship wherein two people are more than friends, but also more than friends-with-benefits. Kitchuationship implies much more romance and emotional intimacy than FWB, because the people involved (almost always) deeply care for eachother and see a lot of personality value beyond just hooking up. It's a genuine bond, with room for love in whatever degree it exists between them.

Etymologically, the word is a portmanteau of "Kitchen," and "Situationship," thus referring to what might otherwise be a situationship redeemed by the affection, cozy vibes, good times, and general togetherness evoked by kitchens and the wholesome sentimental exchanges that go on therein.

"They're in a kitchuationship, now. All she does is hang around his kitchen while they cook, kiss, and binge watch stuff together."

"Weren't they dating before tho?"

"Yea, but they still like eachother and this is emotionally easier than breaking up."

kitchuationship by Selestinianna November 6, 2023