fitchuation 

An unspeakable sex act that involves depilatory cream, an enema bag, and a personal grudge.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's popularity from Jersey Shore inspired Abercrombie and Fitch to create a t-shirt that said "The Fitchuation" on it, thus giving us the perfect name for something we have heretofore had to refer to as "you know... *that* thing."

Example: "Bro. breaks down sobbing"

fitchuation by joeyfresh August 22, 2011

bitchuational awareness 

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

bitchuational awareness by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

bitchuation 

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

bitchuation by Yueng July 18, 2004

Mitchuation 

a situation involving a person named Mitch

Everybody we have a mitchuation! Mitch is puking!

Mitchuation by themitchuation June 28, 2011

titchuation 

When you are staring at a girls tits or boobs for long periods of time and you doze out (day dream)

Guy 1: Hey where were you?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was in a "titchuation".

titchuation by x average joe x February 22, 2011

bitchuation 

A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.

Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"

Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."

bitchuation by Bo Brasher June 11, 2007

Bitchuation 

The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.

Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.

Bitchuation by harlangroll March 25, 2011