tituation
Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.
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tituation
noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.
bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs
tituation by paulverlander May 25, 2010
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She’s a situation!
An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.
This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.
You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.
You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!
She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022
an on going situation
an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.
an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Situationship
Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other
Him and I are in a situationship
Situationship by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018
Situationship
When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.
Situationship by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021
titration position
When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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