kitchuationship 

A relationship wherein two people are more than friends, but also more than friends-with-benefits. Kitchuationship implies much more romance and emotional intimacy than FWB, because the people involved (almost always) deeply care for eachother and see a lot of personality value beyond just hooking up. It's a genuine bond, with room for love in whatever degree it exists between them.

Etymologically, the word is a portmanteau of "Kitchen," and "Situationship," thus referring to what might otherwise be a situationship redeemed by the affection, cozy vibes, good times, and general togetherness evoked by kitchens and the wholesome sentimental exchanges that go on therein.

"They're in a kitchuationship, now. All she does is hang around his kitchen while they cook, kiss, and binge watch stuff together."

"Weren't they dating before tho?"

"Yea, but they still like eachother and this is emotionally easier than breaking up."

kitchuationship by Selestinianna November 6, 2023

Bitchuationship

Past situationship that acted like a bitch. Use in negative connotation . Works best to refer to negative situationships with sassy men.

“Did I tell you about my bitchuationship from the summer?”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”

Bitchuationship by DaveBrown6920 October 16, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012