tinkeritis
While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.
I guess I have tinkeritis.
I guess I have tinkeritis.
tinkeritis by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021
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Tindernitis
A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
Tindernitis by mynoduesp October 13, 2014
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tinderitis
(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.
Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.
tinderitis by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013
Tenderitis
Tenderitis by Animonger June 3, 2020
Tigeritis
A black guy who has a gorgeous white wife, but decides to cheat on her anyways in an attempt to take his mind off his putting game. (or any other problems he may be experienced)
Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.
Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.
"last night I came down with a severe case of Tigeritis"
"Damn man, was it that bad?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."
"Damn man, was it that bad?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."
Tigeritis by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010
pegis-tenderitis
Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".
Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.
pegis-tenderitis by Beve Patty October 7, 2005
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