tinselitis 

a condition of excess holiday decor

Clark Griswold suffers from "Tinselitis"

tinselitis by tpf23 December 9, 2012

Tinselitis 

Where you are ill from having to much time with tinsel. You may get a rash from Tinselitis.

You have Tinselitis call a doctor.

Tinselitis by Sexytwig December 21, 2021

tinderitis 

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

tinderitis by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013

tonsilitis 

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...

My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.

tonsilitis by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006

tonsilitis 

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.

i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.

tonsilitis by mescelestus June 11, 2006

Tonsilitis 

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

Tonsilitis by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010

Tinsellitis 

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)

The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.

Tinsellitis by Gwazel July 1, 2014