tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right

Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate

tinderitus by vegas shakes October 27, 2015

Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .

My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.

Tindernitis by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

tinderitis 

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

tinderitis by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013

tindernitus 

To over exert one's thumb by madly swiping through tinder profiles. Injuries are usually triggered by break-ups or overconsumption of alcohol.

Douglas showed up to work Monday with a wicked case of tindernitus and possibly herpes.

tindernitus by JenfromBako March 3, 2015

Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.

"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."

Tenderitis by Animonger June 3, 2020

pegis-tenderitis 

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

pegis-tenderitis by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Tinderdusting 

When you are traveling (driving, train, flying) to other cities and are swiping on dating apps at the same time thus bypassing any radius filters potential matches may have leaving ‘likes’ across america like dust. Rooted from the word “cropdusting” where a plane flies over an area and drops it’s (grain, water, food, etc) over a wide area quickly. Likewise if you are a man doing this you are “Tinderpan” and if you’re a girl you’re a “Tinderbell.” Three swipes to the right and one night stands til morning!!

My friend and I were driving from Pennsylvania to Maryland and I noticed he pulled out tinder while we were driving. I asked him why is he swiping on tinder when he doesn’t even live down this way. He said “I’m Tinderdusting. I’m spreading my likes across america.”

Tinderdusting by JbSwift December 20, 2019