Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.
Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"
Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"
by thatpatguy May 08, 2008
1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.
by Diego September 22, 2003
A three-legged mammal that lives in the forest. Mainly found in the woodlands of Egypt, New York and Rugby but mainly found in the back gardens of young children. Often associated with the phrase "I can believe!"
by FLYATTACK! November 15, 2009
Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.
Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.
by MicahMischief February 13, 2012
A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.
by BTLighting February 03, 2011
Person 1: Have you tasted haggis?
Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*
Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*
by TheHaggisMaster February 14, 2022
A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.
A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?
Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it
Haggis: Every girl fancies me
Haggis: Ive been to jail
Haggis
Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it
Haggis: Every girl fancies me
Haggis: Ive been to jail
Haggis
by Barrel B0y May 20, 2009