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tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.
Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.
by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013
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Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.
Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.
by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015
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tinderfishing

The act of passing off a picture of an attractive (sexy) person as a picture of you to troll people on tinder.
Kirk: Look at this hot girl I've been texting with on tinder! We might hook up this weekend.

Me: Do a reverse image search, it's probably some guy tinderfishing.
by Spoondingo August 26, 2014
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Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.
by mynoduesp October 13, 2014
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tindernitus

To over exert one's thumb by madly swiping through tinder profiles. Injuries are usually triggered by break-ups or overconsumption of alcohol.
Douglas showed up to work Monday with a wicked case of tindernitus and possibly herpes.
by JenfromBako March 3, 2015
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Tindermission

The act of taking an undisclosed amount of time to catch up on your Tindering, similar to the intermission of a Broadway show.
Drew: Wow this Broadway show sucks.
Chris: Yeah can't wait till intermission so I can start Tindering some hoes.
Drew: Yeah when is Tindermission?
Chris: You'll know. You can feel it in your heart...
by future help September 20, 2014
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Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.
"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."
by Animonger June 3, 2020
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