Youch 

An exclamation used to sympathize with someone who had just gone through something both painful and shocking. A combination of the words "Yikes" and "Ouch."

Kate: "My live-in commitment-phobic boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me, and 6 months later got married to some girl he just met."

Amy: "Youch!"

Youch by karen cake October 30, 2008

Youch 

What you say when you hit your big toe with a sledgehammer while trying to decapitate a mole that just popped up in your lawn.

Youch!!! OMFG that hurt like a MFer! I'll get you yet Mr. Mole!
Where's my blowtorch?!?

Youch by laz_ud June 16, 2008

Youch 

To be down or cool.

I can't help but to starts but girl you are so youch.

Youch by Thegoatttt May 25, 2017

Youch 

1. Noun: someone, usually a guy, who uses and abuses a friendship and hospitality and yet somehow, maintains friend status.

A youch may crash on your couch, fuck your girlfriend and wear and ruin your clothes, etc.), but you'll still find yourself hanging out as drinking buddies on Friday night.

2. Verb: To be a youch, the act of youching (see explanation above).

"I don't know how he can hang out with those guys constantly. They're all a bunch of youches."

"That guy has been youching him for years and they're still friends. Talk about enabling."

Youch by Thelma Ritter April 10, 2005

Youch 

Noun: A huge flab of flubber/fat on a huge person. It is all wiggly and flappy and floppy. Often, you can lose things under or in it, including your clothes.

"Who let the Youch out?"

"My Youch doesn't fit under my shirt anymore since i ate that whole cake!"

Youch by Ashfrica April 13, 2010

Youch 

when a fat man gets his pants pulled down to the ground, but he's so fat that you cant even see his dick because his flab covers everything. So really its just a fat mans dick.

who let the youch out??

Youch by ChuugaaChuugaa ChooChoo April 14, 2010

Youch 

A synonym for DTF. (Down to f*ck)

Coined in the book "Feed" by M. T. Anderson

Guy 1: I don't know about you but that that girl was Youch.

Guy 2: Shit you right

Youch by EvysTruth June 11, 2018