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Tonkeritus 

A condition that describes people suffering from tonkism.

Tonkism is used for big, strong or muscular people.
Mate, I just went to a doctor and all tests came out negative, I wish I had a special condition.

Bruh, what are you talking about, you been suffering from tonkeritus for years! Look at that temple of a body!
Tonkeritus by ChiioMcNub December 20, 2019
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tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right
Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate
tinderitus by vegas shakes October 27, 2015

Tinkeritus 

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.
Tinkeritus by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

tinkeritis 

When your obsession with developing your system configs outweighs the repercussions of real life.
While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.

I guess I have tinkeritis.
tinkeritis by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026