Tinkeritus

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.

by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013

tindernitus

To over exert one's thumb by madly swiping through tinder profiles. Injuries are usually triggered by break-ups or overconsumption of alcohol.

Douglas showed up to work Monday with a wicked case of tindernitus and possibly herpes.

by JenfromBako March 3, 2015

tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right

Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate

by vegas shakes October 27, 2015

Tinkertash

Prepubescent shit 'stashe often seen on teenage boys or mexicans.

Marcy: John is so hip.

Ellen: I know and his tinkertash makes him look so mature.

by Rezface November 5, 2012

tonkeritus

A condition that describes people suffering from Tonkism.

Tonkism is used to for big, strong or muscular people.

Mate, I just went to the doctor and all tests came out negative. I wish I had a special condition.
Bruh, what are you talking about, you've been suffering from tonkeritus for years! Look at those guns!

by ChiioMcNub December 20, 2019

Tonkeritus

A condition that describes people suffering from tonkism.

Tonkism is used for big, strong or muscular people.

Mate, I just went to a doctor and all tests came out negative, I wish I had a special condition.

Bruh, what are you talking about, you been suffering from tonkeritus for years! Look at that temple of a body!

by ChiioMcNub December 20, 2019