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You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!

BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!

......THREE HOURS LATER......

GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water
By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure
by wriggler February 21, 2005
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