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handling 

Any physical sexual interaction between two individuals that is beyond the intention of friendship.
Last night Natasha was handling the Nako from UCLA all night long.
handling by Violeta De la Cruz March 16, 2009
Words you can keep

Handling 

When you pass someone's balls around a group, when someone says signed the person holding the balls has to lick them, like pass the parcel.
Look, them girls are handling Harry!
Handling by Flamingofannys June 1, 2015

Handling 

When two males spread their buttcheeks and rub their buttholes together, similar to scissoring.
Hey me and Chad are getting into handling!
I love to handle business!
Handling by SnackLord October 16, 2018

Handling 

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.
This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.
Handling by Sizniche December 6, 2016

handling it 

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.
Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.
handling it by savannahjane August 16, 2010

Handling That Business 

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.
The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.
Handling That Business by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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