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Handling 

When you pass someone's balls around a group, when someone says signed the person holding the balls has to lick them, like pass the parcel.
Look, them girls are handling Harry!
Handling by Flamingofannys June 1, 2015

Handling 

When two males spread their buttcheeks and rub their buttholes together, similar to scissoring.
Hey me and Chad are getting into handling!
I love to handle business!
Handling by SnackLord October 16, 2018

Handling 

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.
This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.
Handling by Sizniche December 6, 2016

handling it 

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.
Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.
handling it by savannahjane August 16, 2010

Handling That Business 

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.
The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.
Handling That Business by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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