Skip to main content

Griswold 

(noun) A house or display that has been decorated with way too many holiday lights, so as to be almost blinding. Origin is from the 1980s movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," starring Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold.
I can see that house from a mile away. It's a real Griswold.
Griswold by John D.B. December 21, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch

Griswold 

Seasonal drivers on the highway who don't know normal hwy driving patterns. Usually pulling trailers, or carrying other recreational equipment.
Traffic is slow with all the Griswolds this weekend
Griswold by Mr. Curmudgeon February 17, 2021

griswold 

1. A young English boy's name.

2. A red, flavorless drink.
Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.

"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."
griswold by Urban Dictionary February 3, 2008

Griswold 

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you either get bent over and absolutely screwed up the ass or you do the same to someone else.

Can also be spelled “Griswald” and be shortened to “Grizz.”
“Blue shell! Get absolutely Griswolded!”
“Damn man, Luigi really Grizzed us up.”
Griswold by Griswold Grizzington January 12, 2024

Griswold High School 

Frightening, hellish, prison like location (Enter at your own risk)
I heard they call the police on 12 year olds at Griswold High Schools! WOWSER!

Griswold mistake 

A major oversight or obvious err in judgement or planning. As in the movie National Lampoon's Vacation, the Griswold family drives cross-country to Wally World theme park to find that it was closed. Or, failing to see an obvious easier route, short-cut, shorter line or less crowded approach to anything while preoccupied following the masses. "Stupid tourist, sheep, rookie mistake".
After spending nearly an hour looking for parking, Ves realized his Griswold mistake of shopping at the mall on the weekend.
Griswold mistake by moreflare August 23, 2012

Griswold High School 

The people at griswold high are 1 of

1. snakes

2. fake asf

3. a hoe

4. a snitch
5. nic fiend

6.stoner

7. just flat out weird
“I am a virgin what do you mean” is what someone from Griswold High School said but we all know they are wrong.
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next