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thumbtard 

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.
A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.
thumbtard by jpg3 July 24, 2011
Words you can keep

trumptardism

Trumptardism: Upholding, supporting and practicing the beliefs of Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America. At the core of the Trump ideology resides an inadequate understanding of American politics, an absence of logic and reason, an inability to function in an acceptable social manner, an inability to make intelligent decisions, an inability to display prudent discretion, incoherent or unintelligent speech patterns, closeted racism, pathological lying, criminal conspiracy, philandering, treason and multiple cognitive disabilities. As such, Individuals practicing Trumptardism generally display implausible ignorance when confronted with logic and reason while sharing many of the above stated traits.

Through logical consideration, if a Trumptard believes that Donald J. Trump is a great president and they blindly support every decision he makes, then it’s plausible to accept that they can be duped into believing and supporting just about anything whether it makes sense or not. At it’s root, this is the definition of Trumptardism.
Stephen: Robert Mueller recently provided documentation that Donald Trump was laundering money through his “Fixer” Michael Cohen with the help of a Russian Oligarch and also according to Attorney Michael Avenatti, the “hush money” payment to Stormy Daniels came from Trump’s campaign funds.

Sean: Trump says that’s fake news and I believe him. There’s no collusion, Cohen paid that money without Trump’s consent, Stormy Daniels is a liar. Congress should stop the investigation and Mueller should be sent to jail for treason. All snowflakes and Libtards should die or go back to Africa and crooked Hillary can go to hell. Trump won the election, get over it. MAGA. Trump 2020.

Stephen: Now that's an impressive display of Trumptardism!
trumptardism by afj21 June 6, 2018

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

trumptardation 

The contagious and/or inbred effect of being too loyal to retarded leaderisms and not enough checkin' oneself against what yo mama taught you bitch!
Why is that boy getting all his info off russian facebook? Cuz he suffer from trumptardation bro! Like madcow or rabies! He screwed and contagious!
One who eschews facts, evidence, logic, reason, and critical thinking in favor of fabrications, unfounded allegations, conflations, libel/insult/slander, projecting Donald J. Trump Senior's (and, in addition, their own) faults onto others, and willful ignorance.
There are rational Republicans out there, and it is possible to have a civil debate with them, agree to disagree, and part with on good terms. But there are the Trumptards who will continue to spew falsehoods and illogic despite a mountain of facts and evidence.
Trumptard by FionnSilverwolf October 19, 2018
Once again the Trumptards ignore the complete lack of coherent message from their boy.
Trumptard by TexasRonin November 29, 2016
A mentally challenged individual who is suffocating from having their head too far up Trump's asshole
Breaking News! Trumptards stormed the Capitol!
Trumptard by Yeahyeah2x January 9, 2021
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