magnetism

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

by FionnSilverwolf April 05, 2016

Trump

(noun) A mass of fecal matter.

(verb) To expel fecal matter from the anus.

(noun): We were supposed to get a president, but the electoral college chose a steaming pile of Trump instead.

(verb): Sorry, I need to change my baby, she Trumped her diaper.

by FionnSilverwolf October 19, 2018

Trumptard

One who eschews facts, evidence, logic, reason, and critical thinking in favor of fabrications, unfounded allegations, conflations, libel/insult/slander, projecting Donald J. Trump Senior's (and, in addition, their own) faults onto others, and willful ignorance.

There are rational Republicans out there, and it is possible to have a civil debate with them, agree to disagree, and part with on good terms. But there are the Trumptards who will continue to spew falsehoods and illogic despite a mountain of facts and evidence.

by FionnSilverwolf October 19, 2018