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A very beautiful man who always has the right thing to say. Best guy in the world to make you smile and laugh, never fails to be the center of attention. Smart and very down to earth. Has an obsession with mary-jane and the colour green. He is perfect in every way. All girls want him.
"Do you know Watson?"

"Oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?"

'Yeah, that's my boyfriend."

"OMG, I'm seriously jealous...."
by Manderrbabyy February 03, 2014
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When you are about to cum you cover the end of your penis with your thumb to hold back your load so that when you decide to release it, it shoots out with additional force.
Person A: "Dude, that chick says your money shot knocked her on her ass."

Person B: "Ya man, I gave her the Watson."
by Ivan Denyesovich December 06, 2009
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street term for the drug hydrocodone (Vicodin, Lortab, Norco) and other painkillers. named after the hydrocodone manufacturer Watson Pharmaceuticals.
I popped three watsons today at school
by dickforex May 09, 2007
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Watson is a scottish last name. It means "son of watt" it also means the "Ruler of Army" From the elements wald, meaning rule, and heri, meaning army.

so that means any boy and GIRL especially GIRLS with the last name of WATSON is great hot beautiful prossibly rich, smart and sexxyyyy babyyy

boys are equally hot too
Look at Emma Watson shes the face of Burberry and shes going too harvard perfect epitome of hot beautiful rich smart and sexy

i could be related to her hmmmm...
by im back! oh no! August 11, 2009
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Watson”; to break watt-sun

–verb (used with object)

1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: "He watsoned his computer."

2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.

3. to make into utter rubbish: "Al just completed full-watsoned that guy's laptop."

4. to partially break: "The computer was only half-watsoned. It might be repairable."

5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: "She watsoned her promise."

6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: "Jeff just pulled a full watson."

7. to penetrate anally with the intention of causing irreparable harm: "I just watsoned his ass, and enjoyed it."

–verb (used without object)

8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: "The computer system watsoned this afternoon."

9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: "The computer watsoned in his lap."

10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: "He pushed too hard and his anus watsoned."

11. to completely ruin one's life: "I watsonned my life."

–noun

12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: "The software was just watsoned."

13. an opening made by breaking; gap: "The watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired."
"I'm having a really good day, I sure hope it doesn't get watson'd this afternoon."

"Dan only half-watsoned his Blackberry."

"Jeff pulled a full watson."
by Symguy May 04, 2009
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Usually associated with Sherlock Holmes. Anyone with the name Watson, is very family oriented and will most likely kick your ass if you mess with them.
person 1-"Dude, did you see that guy get knocked the fuck out?"

person 2-"Awesome. He got Watsoned!"
by Lovely Locks August 14, 2009
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Watson is the code name of your girlfriends best friend aka Sherlock Holmes very annoying sidekick detective. A "Watson" is always creating drama within the relationship and constantly trying to dig up dirt on you. A Watson loves to throw you under the bus and generally hate on you in general.
"I was at the club with my boys and Watson showed up to spy on me all night."

"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
by Buiwdin June 12, 2018
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