6 definitions by Santiago Suicide King
The contagious and/or inbred effect of being too loyal to retarded leaderisms and not enough checkin' oneself against what yo mama taught you bitch!
Why is that boy getting all his info off russian facebook? Cuz he suffer from trumptardation bro! Like madcow or rabies! He screwed and contagious!
by Santiago Suicide King June 14, 2017
When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.
I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.
by Santiago Suicide King May 12, 2015
When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.
I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.
by Santiago Suicide King May 12, 2015
The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .
I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.
by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015
Jarchive: definition 1; the super duper secret hiding place a stoner/grower/connoisseur accidentally hides from himself an awesome collection of various special strains contained within airtight mason jars.
Hey cheech, don't toke that last nugget. Shouldn't we save a bud of the northern lights strain in the Jarchive?
by Santiago Suicide King February 20, 2017
Facial hair that resembles pubes.
by Santiago Suicide King April 19, 2017