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Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.
"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"
Texturbating by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.
Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Texturbating by ezjoe January 25, 2019

Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

texterbating 

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
texterbating by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.
No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.
Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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