Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Texturbation 

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.

"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"

Texturbation by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009

taxurbation 

The act of putting off doing your taxes by masturbating

My constant, excessive taxurbation has forced me to file for an extension.

taxurbation by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011

Textration 

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply

Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"

Textration by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010

textersation 

When you and a friend are having a conversation by means of text messaging.

Man, I was right in the middle of my textersation with T-Bone when my mom told me to take out the garbage!

textersation by Lorenzo Inda Benzo November 7, 2005

texterbating 

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.

My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.

texterbating by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

texterbation 

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004